Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson is a Driver and Nuclear Safety Inspector in The Simpsons: Road Rage. Homer is one of the Drivers that is unlocked by default and drives the Family Sedan, but after completing all Missions, you're given the option to drive A Car Built For Homer.

Quotes

 * USA! USA!
 * Get in. I got candy!
 * What part of "Get in" don't you understand?
 * Seatbelt schmeatbelt.
 * Hi Marge.
 * Homer 4 Hire at your service!
 * Where to, Mac?
 * Get in, boy.
 * Why aren't you in school, boy?
 * Hi, sweetie.
 * Hi sweetie, how are ya?
 * Get in the car, Dad.
 * Dad!? What are you doing here?
 * Hop in. I accept Duff as currency.
 * Barney! What are you doing here?
 * Hi, Doctor Nick!
 * Hello, Apu.
 * Hello, my Hindu friend.
 * (nervous) Oh! Chief Wiggum! Wh-what are you doing here?
 * Chief Wiggum, hehe. How can I be of law-abiding service?
 * Flanders? Oh, boy, why did I stop?
 * Well, well, if it isn't Mister Goody-Two-Shoes himself.
 * Hello, Reverend Lovejoy!
 * Well well well, if it isn't Mister Fire And Brimstone himself.
 * It's crashing time!
 * Damn straight!
 * Let's do this thing!
 * Oh! Can I come?
 * Whatever.
 * Okay, I didn't ask about your life story.
 * Boring!
 * Get in the car, Milhouse.
 * Milhouse! You're one weird kid, you know that.
 * Get in the car, Moe.
 * Hi, Moe. What's new?
 * The what now?
 * Careful! Don't sit on my nachos!
 * Just call me Air Homer!
 * I feel bad about myself.
 * Please don't sue!
 * Get outta my way, jerk-ass!
 * Ow! My ass!
 * Ow! My head!
 * Ow! my neck!
 * Aw, I bit my tongue.
 * Aw, I swallowed my gum!
 * Mistakes were made!
 * I'm not a very good driver.
 * I have no insurance!
 * D'oh!
 * Do you have any barf bags? I don't feel so good.
 * Thank you!
 * Alright!
 * Tip, please.
 * Woohoo! Alright!
 * I hope you didn't puke.
 * Would you like a receipt? Too bad!
 * That's a spicy meatball!
 * Now that's driving.
 * That was too easy.
 * Did I do great or really great?
 * I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T--- I mean S-M-A-R-T!
 * Aw, I thought I was winning.
 * Aw, this video game su-ucks!
 * What do you mean "Game Over"?
 * Nooooooooooooo!
 * D'oh! Sad clown. Why you torment me so?